blujayonthewing:

writing-and-nutmeg:

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

peopleareaproblem:

concept: an alien race horrified by the idea of clothes

- You… you manifacture artificial skin? That you don over your own bodies? How utterly repulsive!!

-And instead of being rightfully ashamed of this practice you… pride yourselves on it?? You have performances dedicated to displaying weird varieties of it? You hold galas that are - for lack of a better term - ‘thinly veiled’ excuses for just such a performance?

-You try them on in specific stores and sometimes don’t buy them? YOU LEND THEM TO YOUR FRIENDS? You lend your weird fake skin to your friends???!!?

- What do you MEAN you have specifically designated sleep skin???

- An alien being forced to wear warm clothes because of the weather and begrudgingly accepting that it’s a pretty clever way of adapting to this crazy planet, THEY GUESS.

- Rebelling alien youths putting on sweaters to the absolute horror of their parents. So edgy.

dulceosh:

Beyoncé IS the HARDEST working person in music and that’s just that. I will NOT let people call her overrated…. not when she’s pulling out performaces like this coachella one. The concept, the arrangement/remixes, the dancing, HER FUCKING VOICE; this woman had twins LAST YEAR!!!! Beyoncé has gotten to the point where she could put out mediorce shit and people would still eat it up but no she’d NEVER do that. She’s always gonna bang out amazing visuals, intricate dance moves, and breaktaking vocals… we really don’t deserve her

accio-shitpost:

realtalk though harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban is hands-down the best movie in the franchise and i will physically fight you if you think i’m wrong

thesymbolofpeace:

thesymbolofpeace:

men that annoy women to the point of anger and screaming and then laugh because they think its funny are uh fucking demons

do you know how many stupid fucking responses ive had to see on this post? do you know how many? just be quiet

brendon-uries-lips:

*bounces up and down repeatedly* sPaCE 🚀 SP ACE 👽 S P A C E 🌠 space 🌙 I LOVE ME SOME SPACE 🌑 MMMM YEAH THAT ouTERspACE 🌟✨ DAMN THAT SKY THAT OUTERSPACE☀‼💫💥❇⭐📡🔫👾♦

puefinn:

for a minute there i thought chris evans actually sent me a dm telling me not to be an asshole

speeedylesbian:

Here’s an unpopular opinion that shouldn’t be unpopular: Not wanting sex is a reasonable boundary to set for literally any reason. Be it your trauma, your mental health, your sexuality, or any other factor. Your partners should respect that and they should respect you. This shouldn’t be a debate.

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

kafkamilktea:

gaytectives:

gaytectives:

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

this is the only pure post

malfvoys:

malfvoys:

it’s officially spring which means porridge weather is over and hozier is finally done making his oatmeal and can now again release MUSIC 

for those of you who are ignorant of hozier’s hibernation habits

bitterblackbitch:

gingerlynnism:

marsincharge:

All rapists can die. All the creeps who sexually assault people can literally drop dead.

That won’t fix the problem.

Girl what… that’ll literally solve the problem lmaoo

tittypetes:

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now